Terms of Service
Web Site Terms and Conditions of Use
By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trademark law.
2. Use License
a. Permission is granted to temporarily download one copy of the materials (information or software) on Dildo of the day's web site for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. This is the grant of a license, not a transfer of title, and under this license you may not:
i. Modify or copy the materials;
ii. Use the materials for any commercial purpose, or for any public display (commercial or non-commercial);
iii. Attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Dildo of the day's web site;
iv. Remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials; or
v. Transfer the materials to another person or "mirror" the materials on any other server.
b. This license shall automatically terminate if you violate any of these restrictions and may be terminated by Dildo of the day at any time. Upon terminating your viewing of these materials or upon the termination of this license, you must destroy any downloaded materials in your possession whether in electronic or printed format.
a. The materials on Dildo of the day's web site are provided "as is". Dildo of the day makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, Dildo of the day does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site.
4. Revisions and Errata
The materials appearing on Dildo of the day's web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Dildo of the day does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. Dildo of the day may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Dildo of the day does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.
Dildo of the day has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its Internet web site and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Dildo of the day of the site. Use of any such linked web site is at the user's own risk.
7. Governing Law
Any claim relating to Dildo of the day's web site shall be governed by the laws of the State of Washington without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
8. Return Policy
Due to the nature of the products sold on Dildo of the day's website returns are not allowed under any circumstances.
General Terms and Conditions applicable to use of a web site.